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Ritual of Rakompoorit

 

WARNING:  This is a White Magick ritual.  Use by black magicians may make them less shallow.

 

I.                    Spend your whole life learning and practicing Magick rituals, following the spiritual paths of others that will obviously not work for you because you’re not them, duh, and meditating for hours each day.

 

If the above does not work, try the following alternate ritual:

 

I.                    Take a heavy dose of LSD, psilocybin, or mescaline.  Sit back, sip a cocktail, and be EnLiGHTeNeD.  Yes, the enlightenment will be temporary, but hell, so’s life.  With the first method, after you attain enlightenment, how many years left before you croak anyways?

 

NOTE:  The Disorder of Enachinurn does not endorse any form on Enlightenment, as we know that some methods of attaining it are illegal, so to cover our asses we might as well look down upon all methods.