This is the secret holy book of the secret Disorder of Enachinurn.

ONLY INITITIATES OF THE XXXXI° MAY READ THIS BOOK

If you are not an initiate of the XXXXI° in the Disorder of Enachinurn, burn this book now, or otherwise any single one of the following fates will befall you:

1.       You will be unable to achieve EnLiGhteNmEnt through this DisOrder.

2.       You will BURN IN HELL.

3.       You will BURN IN HEAVEN.

4.       You will be politely asked to give up this document, because your possession of it may violate copyright laws.

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